I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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