the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The air was thick with penises
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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