Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
