I CAN MOONWALK!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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