I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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