The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Everyone says I win the strip club
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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