Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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