Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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