he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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