Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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