I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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