Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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