you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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