Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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