I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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