I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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