You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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