were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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