with your own penis?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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