She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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