As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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