I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Boobs speak an international language.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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