Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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