so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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