wanna go halves on a baby?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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