4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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