If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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