READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
FUCK WHALES
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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