: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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