Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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