i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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