i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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