Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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