I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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