we're blogging at a bar
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
