operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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