It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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