Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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