His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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