no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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