Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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