We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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