this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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