so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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