Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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