why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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