do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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