he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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