Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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