D3 body, D1 cock
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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