I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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