We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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